#1 Humiliating Product: The CatBib
#2 Humiliating Product: Kitty Twitter
No, I'm not talking about cats like me who have our own Twitter accounts. This is a bit different. It's a prototype device that cats wear around their necks. Once again, what IS it with humans strapping crap to our necks? How would you like to wear a choker all the time? Well, this Kitty Twitter concept might just be worse than the CatBib. I like to call it 'Animal Farm Big Brother.' This is for humans who just have to know what their cats are doing at all times. It takes the nanny cam to a new level. The Kitty Twitter would record your cat's every movement (by camera and GPS) when you are not home, and then broadcast said movements via Twitter. It's the mastermind of Sony. Of course, leave it to the Japanese to come up with something like this. Remember, this is the country that gave us electronic pets (remember Tamagotchi?). Well, I think the concept of Kitty Twitter is an invasion of privacy. When we felines are home alone, that's our only time to be free of our over-protective humans. I'm a grown up and I don't want my mom to know everything I do when she's not home. Would you? No! It's not that I'm hiding anything, but c'mon, I'm a good cat, so grant me a measure of privacy now and then. No wonder the photo shows a toy cat wearing the device. No self-respecting feline would go for this. Of course, my brother Willie might wear it, but I never said he was self-respecting.
So, there are two products that good cat lovers should never, ever buy! Please, do us all a favor and steer clear of these horrible wastes of your hard-earned money. Instead, buy more catnip, and give your cat more love and attention. Don't, I beg of you, make your cat the laughingstock of your neighborhood."
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