I have my opinions, but usually I don't like to get into touchy issues in my blog. In this case I'll make an exception. I don't care if I alienate any of my readers, because if you disagree with me on this, then I'm not sure that we could be friends. The bottom line is: cats and humans are not romantic partners! As much as I could love a human, I would never, ever want to marry one! And any human in their right mind would not want to marry me either! It's just not kosher. Not at all. I feel sorry for Cecilia, being forced to marry against her will (it most certainly has to be against her will). I also feel sorry for the mailman who obviously has a German screw loose. Sheesh.
This story brings me to another point. Cats shouldn't even marry other cats. Marriage is a human convention and is best done human to human (and I'll tell that to the wacky lady who thinks she married the Eiffel Tower). You humans have your reasons for marriage, and I respect that. I don't tell you which other humans you should or should not wed, and I'll expect you to respect my desire to remain unwed. We cats don't need to conform to the human rituals that you so love. We're fine just as we are, thank you very much. But, we do love you."
